My Roommates Intrepid Was Totaled.

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01/11/2015 at 19:08 • Filed to: None

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So he got a Fusion to replace it. While the Fusion is clearly a better car that Intrepid was way better in the snow, never got stuck, pretty much a god damn tank. We've already had to push the Fusion out of a parking spot and hes had it for like 3 days.

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Kinja'd!!! MultiplaOrgasms > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
01/11/2015 at 19:12

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The beige is strong with this parking lot.


Kinja'd!!! Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > MultiplaOrgasms
01/11/2015 at 19:15

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The only interesting cars are a Mini Cooper S and two e92 M3's. There is some quirky shit though. A flawless Geo Metro hatch, a burnt orange Cadillac CTS, a rust free late 80's Caprice, multiple Cavalier/Sunfire convertibles. Stuff like that.


Kinja'd!!! That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
01/11/2015 at 19:16

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Intrepid probably had more weight over the front end. And maybe better tires.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
01/11/2015 at 19:26

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What gen Fusion is it? I can't remember.


Kinja'd!!! Makoyouidiot > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
01/11/2015 at 19:27

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Make him buy some winter tires or start charging him 50 bucks a push.


Kinja'd!!! Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
01/11/2015 at 19:29

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I dont think I mentioned this to you actually. Hell I just found out he got it on Tuesday. But its a facelifted first gen.


Kinja'd!!! Eric @ opposite-lock.com > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
01/11/2015 at 19:31

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Could also be tires. Who knows what was on the Intrepid. They were stupid-nose-heavy and understeered like crazy in my recollection. I thought they all died years ago to transmission failures.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
01/11/2015 at 20:03

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Ah. Is it the V6?


Kinja'd!!! Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
01/11/2015 at 20:15

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Doubt it, probably just a 4 cylinder, got it for like 5 grand though.


Kinja'd!!! M54B30 > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
01/11/2015 at 20:17

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i loved that gen Intrepid's styling. The 2.7 was junk, but 3.5 was pretty good.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
01/11/2015 at 20:18

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How is it? At least in snow hell.


Kinja'd!!! Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
01/11/2015 at 20:47

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Inside? Its nice.

Driving? It struggles, a lot with the snow. That being said I walking from my apartment to the bus stop and then waiting for the bus a few days ago I saw a Town and Country, Ranger, Escape, Saturn, and an Escalade almost spin. So no many cars are doing very well...


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
01/11/2015 at 20:50

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I can only imagine. Why is it that the west side of the state seems to be prevalent in winter car accidents, minus the I-94 pile up?


Kinja'd!!! Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
01/11/2015 at 22:02

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Lake effect is real bad here. Its pretty easy to get a foot of snow over night.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
01/11/2015 at 22:23

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Good luck with that over there. Stay safe in the western tundra.